After 20 years of marriage, a guy and his wife went for counselling. When asked to describe her problems, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they ever had in their 20 years they had been together. She went on and on; neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unfulfilled needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Allowing this to go on for a suffient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, tore open her blouse with buttons flying everywhere, ripped off her bra and starts tongue kissing while he embraces her, then puts his hands on her breasts and then kissed them. The therapist gives a side glance at the husband before he puts his hand up the wife's skirt and rips her g-string off. The husband watches this with his eyebrows raised and his mouth wide open. The wife, flushed and in a total daze, tried to cover herself before she sat down quietly.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "Now do you understand? This is what your wife needs at least three times a week! Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and said, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."
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