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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
They should make like a 4-in-1 video game where you try to make huge betting scores through larceny.
* For thoroughbred racing - you are a vet .. and you have to come up with the wonder drug strong enough to juice longshots home - and of course you'll need to stop a few short priced horses here and there along the way.
* For harness racing - you're a crooked driver. You have to stiff all your mounts as skillfully as possible to make it look like you're trying.
* For greyhound racing - you're a leadout. You have to sneak the dogs food between races and stuff to stop em ... or give them exlax or something that will give em the sh!ts.
* For Jai-alai - you're some dirty Spaniard. You need to conspire with others to fix matches and throw some games away on your own.
Game could be a hit - and teach a young wave of future bettors how to best capitalize on cinches and get the best bang for their buck from wagers like the trifecta and superfecta.
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This is the most brilliant post I have ever seen written by you. Mazel Tov.