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Originally Posted by justindew
Conversation between my girlfriend and me when she saw DrugS avatar as I was browsing around this website lastnight:
Her: Why do you call yourself The Indomitable Drugs?
Me: I don't. My name here is justindew. Drugs is another guy.
Her: Wait. What? Why is the picture I took of you next to his name?
Me: Because....it just is.
Her: Did you send it to him?
Me: No. I suspect he found it on the Derby site or Road To The Roses.
Her: So, why did he put it next to his name?
Me: Where are we going for dinner?
Her: I'm cooking. Justin, why did some man named Drugs take your picture and put it next to his name?
Me: I'm not exactly sure. I think he's trying to be ironic.
Her: What's ironic about taking someone's picture and putting it next to your name?
Me: Because a number of the people who post here don't think I deserve to have a blog on the Derby site. So he's sort of taking a jab at me.
Her: Do you know him?
Me: No.
Her: Does he know you?
Me: No.
Her: So he's a giant douche then?
Me: Well, I don't know. I've never met him. I'm not even sure Drugs is a he.
Her: You don't have a picture of anyone next to your name, do you?
Me: No. I have a Japanese flag.
Her: Why?
Me: Long story.
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This is the funniest dialogue that I've heard of in along time. I can only imagine what was going on in her mind as she is asking you all these questions.