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Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost
i dig e shue but who can not dig a jolie's lips and legs? my future ex wife then i wake up and realize that i am not in bed with her   |
"My future ex-wife"...now I've heard it all!
Don't book the church or the caterers.
We might be able to fit you two on the undercard...unless the girl scouts get carried away.
Masks are extra, ring girl jobs still available, hot magenta speedos on order.
And the "full head of hair" guy can have the microphone, but he must take deep breaths from the helium balloon before every sentence.