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					Originally Posted by philcski
					
				 
				My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She  asked, 'What's on TV?' 
 
I said,  'Dust.' 
 
And then the fight started...  
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I took my wife to a restaurant.  The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 
 
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." 
 
He said, "Aren't you worried  about the  mad cow?"" 
 
Nah, she can order for herself." 
 
And then the fight started... 
 
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A  woman is standing nude, looking  in the bedroom mirror. 
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat  and ugly. 
I really need you to pay me a  compliment.' 
 
The husband replies, 'Your  eyesight's just about  perfect.' 
 
And then  the fight started..... 
 
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I  tried to talk my  wife into buying a case of Miller Light  for  $14.95. 
 
Instead, she bought a jar of cold   cream for $7.95. 
 
I told her the beer  would make  her look better at night than the cold  cream. 
 
And then the fight  started.... 
 
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My wife asked me if a certain  dress made her  behind look big. I told her not as much as the dress she   wore yesterday 
 
and then the fight  started..... 
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I  asked my wife, "Where do you  want to go for our anniversary?  " 
 
It warmed my  heart to see her face  melt in sweet appreciation.  "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"  she said. 
 
So I suggested, "How about the  kitchen?" 
 
And that's when the fight  started.... 
 
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My wife and I are  watching Who Wants To Be A  Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to  her and  said, "Do you want to have  sex?" 
 
"No," she   answered. 
 
I then said, "Is that your  final  answer?" 
 
She didn't even look at  me this time,  simply saying "Yes." 
 
So I  said, "Then I'd like  to phone a  friend." 
 
And that's when the fight   started.... 
			
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 Very funny!    
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
			
			
			
			
				 
			
			
			
			
			
			
				
			
			
			
		 
		
	
	
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