A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says "" My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent""! The cat says, ""I don't thing so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter""! The penis outraged, says "" At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push up's untill you throw up "" !
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly )
...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really
needed the money """!!!!
Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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