Ky Derby top 12
1) Free Country - His sire is named after Bryant Reeves. Need I say more?
2) Al Khali - The hottest Kentucky Derby contender to come from South America since Tomcito.
3) Stardom Bound - She's so pretty!
4) Haynesfield - He wasn't born until May 12th - which means he's even a week younger than Pioneer of the Nile! Don't tell Jon White this though. Our price will be cut in half.
5) Bittel Road - His mother is named Sultry Sal.
6) Vineyard Haven – Stevie Belmont had him 6th - and he gave me the inspiration to do this list.
7) Well Positioned - Was beaten 19 lengths in each of his last two - but is undefeated when he doesn't finish 6th. Gets bonus points because Dale Baird trained his dam - so his mother survived the equine holocaust.
8) Giant Oak - I would love to own him! And not just because they named him after my penis.
9) Patena - "He is a September foal, which gives him an edge in the physical development department. We will see more of him down the road, and that will give us a better idea of what he is all about." - Stevie Belmont
10) Chocolate Candy - I love it so much - that I once eat my mom's Ex-Lax as a kid thinking it was Chocolate Candy.
11) Jack Spratt - "could eat no fat - his wife could eat no lean - so Jack ignored them flabby tits and licked her @sshole clean" Never bet against a salad tosser.
12) Mr. Hott Stuff - he's a full brother to Colonel John - but he could be this years Monba!
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