[philcski]

Midwest
Round 1
Louisville-Playin opponent: Cardinals fly higher than Hornets but not as high as the Eagles. We'll say the Hornets win the opening round, so Louisville advances.
Ohio State-Siena: A nut or someone representing God? Seriously? Siena
Utah-Arizona: All these years and I still don't know what a Ute is. Arizona
Wake Forest-Cleveland State: Evil people representing God versus Viking explorers. Tough call but I think God forgives them for being evil. Wake
West Virginia-Dayton: Daniel Boone shoots down a biplane. Too bad the Flyers didn't bring their B-52's. WVU
Kansas-NDSU: Bison crush Jayhawks, remember the last time Kansas faced a Bison (Bucknell) as a #3? NDSU
BC-USC: Eagles get slashed down by Trojans on their horse. USC
Michigan State-Robert Morris: Both are represented by historic settlements. Colonials had guns but Spartans had body armor. Tough call, but the body armor survives. Michigan State

Round 2
Louisville-Siena: God advances the Saints over a pretty bird. Siena
Arizona-Wake Forest: God advances the Deacons over an animal. Wake
West Virginia-NDSU: The Mountaineers herd the Bison. WVU
USC-Michigan State: Helen of Troy was married to the King of Sparta. Eventually, Troy fell when Sparta's allies rolled in hidden in a horse statue. MSU

Round 3
Siena-Wake: Good Saints advances over Evil Deacons. Siena
WVU-Mich St: Mountaineers have guns and Spartans have body armor. Body armor doesn't survive a second battle. WVU

Round 4:
Siena-WVU: The Saints lead the Mountaineers to the promised land... but get there first. Siena