West
UConn-Chattanooga: Huskies get bitten by the snakes and get poisoned. Chattanooga
BYU-Texas A&M: Cougars scare farmers. BYU
Purdue-UNI: A bunch of geeks building engines or a Panther? UNI
Washington-Mississippi State: Huskies are bigger than Bulldogs. Both are good fighters, but Michael Vick says Bulldogs. MSU
Marquette-Utah State: Farmers scare away Eagles with scarecrows. Utah State
Missouri-Cornell: What is a "Big Red"? A stick of gum? Missouri
Cal-Maryland: The Bear tries his best but the Terrapin hides in his shell. The Bear gets disinterested and raids someone's campsite instead. Maryland
Memphis-Cal State Northridge: The Matadors ole' the Tigers like they do in a bullfight. CSN
Round 2
Chattanooga-BYU: Mocs poison another animal. Chattanooga
UNI-Mississippi State: Dogs and cats again! MSU
Utah State-Missouri: Farmers don't like Tigers. Missouri
Maryland-CSN: Rock, Scissors, Paper= Paper (the matador's cloth) covers rock (a turtle). CSN
Round 3
Chattanooga-MSU: Snakes are dangerous to dogs. Chattanooga
Missouri-CSN: The Matadors ole' another group of Tigers like they did in the first round. CSN
Round 4
Chattanooga-CSN: Even Matadors can't avoid getting bitten by Moccasins. Chattanooga
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