SEX QUOTATIONS
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." - Tom Clancy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Drew Carey
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." - Woody Allen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Unknown
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." - P. J. O'Rourke
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - Matt Barry
"Leaving sex to the feminists to arrange is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." - Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
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