Gee isn't he impressive. So he gets lucky and we need to kiss his ass.
How about all the times where he takes STABS at the pace and ****s up? A fairly common occurrence for him.
You know, when he sees a bunch of horses contesting and ASSUMES that the pace is fast, and then looks like an idiot when the split is posted. Of when he assumes the pace is picking up when horses start accelerating; etc.
The day can't come quick enough when ALL tracks will have TRAKUS (or something similar) and we can mute out all the NOISE (of the race caller). Which is exactly what I do at DMR: MUTE THE DOOFUS.
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