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Originally Posted by Travis Stone
I take lots of drugs:
* Steroids to make it up the two flights of stairs from the fourth to the sixth floor (LAD doesn't have an elevator all the way to the top)
* I take an eye enhancer to help glow the colors the jockey silks during the race.
* I also take a drug which enables my voice to sound a few notches deeper. Otherwise, I sound like the guy on the Seinfeld episode who sounds like a girl (the high talker).
* I take an anti-fatigue drug to help deter heavy breathing from getting up out of my desk chair, and going to the stand, between every race.
There's nothing in society today that anyone can do well while being "clean" ... it's simply impossible!
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I always knew you were a juicer. No one can call races like that on crawfish and water alone.