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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

When I was like 11 or 12, I was forced into going on some lame ass fishing boat for most of a day.

My soon to be stepdad threw my entire hundred or so best - prized -baseball/football card collection I had in a binder into Lake Erie.

I hate boats ... but, they had these bumper boat things at an amusement park up here ... and I would get on them and go into an absolute rage ... it was emotionally theraputical for me ... but there would always be a bunch of 8yo's crying loudly with tears flowing .. and that and the looks I'd get from the parents when I'd get off the things were kind of a buzzkill.

As for the top 5.....

#1. Cuddling with Hossy's Mom

#2. Gouging Ben Wallace's eyes out

#3. Motorboating Philcski's fiancee

#4. Eating out KyRim again ... which by the way ... to the untrained eye .. looks awfully similar to Gouging Ben Wallace's eyes out. .. Put a blade to that brillo pad baby! Just sayin'

#5. Beating Dala to death with her own keyboard.

I laughed....a lot.