Returnings my uncle Dave's gift. I know its the thought that counts, but its been a running joke between my immediate family for some time now.(that and his STANK breath...someone should drop a skid of Altoids off @ his house) It's like he already knows it, he buys everything seperately and puts the receipt in the box/giftbag. Some pretty hilarious stuff has been exchanged, all with the superficial "AWWW MAN...Thanks Uncle Dee-Dee, awesome..."
Either that or curing my anticipated hangover with some tomato juice.
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