[Mortimer]

behind my eyes is where ah live
don't have to be told whose woods this is
his house is in the village,though
i hope it fills up with snow

most people don't really know him
and this is why i write this poyem
he posts horsey picks for people to encumber them
as he does not always number them

he will claim frozen lake....snowy woods ....farmhousenear....
the last one wins and he claims the winner here
thinks our heads are filled with downy flake
when he does make such a mistake

his words are lovely...dark and deep
but full of ca-ca...and i say meep meep
and he has races to go to make up for this
and he has races to go to make up for this