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Originally Posted by Mortimer
fr&l-a!!!!
]You said it ,Philski!!
I'm writing them a letter of complaint right now:
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Dear mothah fucl<ahs;
You have a lot of nerve counting a $7 winner on a $5 ticket as a "winner" when I had to buy TWO to "win" the 7.
I hope you all get the clap and runny noses.
All the best,
Go fucl< yerselves
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I'd be happy to write a supporting deposition:
To whom it may concern at the Ohio Lottery Commission:
I purchased 19 $10 Monopoly tickets at your 7-Eleven Cincinnati Ohio Lottery outlet approximately 2 weeks ago. (You ask why I bought only 19 and not 20, despite paying with two crisp Benjamins, well I had to buy a box of condoms and a bottle of Boones) I proceded to scratch off your fine pieces of art in a a rapid fashion with my lucky buffalo head nickel, as I was participating in a Scratch-Off Tournament- where speed matters in your final score calculation. You know what I got? A fuc|<ing sore hand. Your piece of **** cardboard is worth about the same as fuc|<ing Monopoly money, no wonder you called it that. Thanks for NOTHING.
And I lost the Tournament, thanks for asking.
My finest regards-
go eat sh!t.