[Mortimer]

I would like to welcome one of the the great names in the Schmoozing Industry to The....CAH-SOL...today....Carla Rheostat.Let's give her a big hand.




Carlah ,Dahling!....kiss-kiss....hug-hug.Please--sit down.

Well not on the floor! There..in that chair.

( God!)


Anyhoo....Carla..great having you here.





Why,thank you Morty-poo. It's a real thrill being on your fine BettahThanThePandasProgram. And----may I say you are still the sexiest man in the entire universe?




Why....yes.You may.

Oh I'm kidding...but thanks evah so much. It's not hard to see how you have been such a success at schmoozing.And ,by the way.....uh....you know I had Christina Rossetti on my fine program a few months back,but I did not realize she was dead.

And so....you're not dead...are you?


Oh no...not at all...but funny you should ask. Why it was just a few nights ago that Andrew asked me that same question in bed.

Ah dunno.

Ah...good deal. OK----Carla,besides schmoozing I understand you're quite the ticket in horsey racing handicapping. Is this true?

Oh yaaaz.....I appear on a national i-net handicapping show.


EAUXH?....I mean ....Oh? Well...how have you done?

Oh ,Mortimer---you know me. I hate to brag

Oh now......I know that.....and that is why I have your record here right in front of me and I would like to share it with

YOU DO AND I WILL STAB YOU RIGHT IN YOUR EYE!!!!

Oh gosh...I'm so sorry,Mortimer.It's just that I'm so...modest. Yes. You know me.So..please. Let's keep that under wraps.Or else there will be a dead body on this show.....follow??



Uh.....why--yes. Ah do.



....oh for Heavens sakes, look at that time...would you?


And so....let's get Carla the fucl< outa heah----I mean let's give Carla a big round of applause..thank you ,Dahling,for being here.


Thank you,Mortykins. Kiss-Kiss......Hug-Hug....Lick-Lick.