I recall another phone incident.
Another fine mess The Care-lah had gotten me into. She gave me his cell phone number and dared me to call him.
It sounded like a familiar dare.
I wondered to myself-----do ah feel lucky?
Stupid is as stupid does. I called---wasn't in.
I froze again as I knew he was famous so I just told the service it wasn't important and I would try again.
Forgetting I left trace evidence of my phone number.
So long forgotten...about a week or so later I answer my phone...."WHAT!?"
It's a New York voice announcing himself as Andy Serling...and he got a call from this number only he has no idea who it's from...
Oh boy. ...caught off guard again. I froze again.
All I could do was laugh.
Uh...Mr. Serling does not enjoy being laughed at by strangers who have called him...leaving no message.
WHO IS THIS?....he said.
But there was a problem.
I forgot who I was again!!
ror!!..REALLY!
I forgot my pet name....so I laughed harder...which made him madder...WHOISTHIS!!?.......I said....come on ! don't you know? It's Dave.
He didn't know me by that name.
I was brilliant.
I kept pressing to remember my board name as he got more insistent on knowing who the fucl< I was!
Then he says.....MORTY!!?
rule-eng un ze flour!!
So I says...I says.......YES!! RIGHT!!!...HEY---YOU'RE GOOD!
I don't recall much after that.
He may have hung up on me again.
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