The Duke of Wellington - and John McCain didn't do much better than old Horatio.
Both went off to war with a fox - and came back home to a dog.
I honestly admire McCain a lot. He showed tremendous courage to withstand years of torture - but when he came home to a crippled wife who transformed from a beauty into a beast after a car accident - he just dumped her for a hottie heiress like anyone smart would do.
A man should only be subjected to so much torture in a lifetime.
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