Who wins this hypothetical race?
1-turn mile on the Poly
PP - Horse - Jockey - Why jock was chosen
1) Kinscem - John McCain (firsthand knowledge of her previous races)
2) Smarty Jones - George W. Bush (Smarty bumped his head so hard as a youngster he nearly fractured his skull....I assume the same is true for Bush)
3) Casino Drive - Sarah Palin (relatively equal hype-vs-accomplishment status)
4) Golden Missile - Sarah Palin's husband (they both love to breed!)
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