i can't believe you guys are going out so far on a limb to make this whole conspiracy work for you!
as someone who's had kids (my first at 19, so i guess i would still qualify as a 'horny teenager' at the time-altho they say marriage puts an end to that
) the last thing i wanted to do just two weeks after was go back to the drawing board.
and the girl on the right looks chubby to me, not pregnant. she looks like a hundred other teens i saw last night, with low rider jeans and a belly jutting over the top, as they aren't quite as skinny as they think they are!