[Dr.SwineSmeller]

8/27/08 How a Horse Spanks a SwineSmeller's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller
Saratoga Races 6 and 8, Post 3:49 Eastern time.

As college football season begins in full force this weekend, this will be my last day of plays in the 2008 season, except for a Breeders' Cup Day full card of picks for fun. I've got to get with my home Board, HogBuzz 103.7 FM in Little Rock. My homeboardboys have not had anyone's butt to rag lately in my absence, so I've got to get on home.
Therefore, just as most faux cappers assume a $1000 mythical bankroll, (IE Newspaper Cappers) I will play the remainder of my mythical $1000 bankroll today, either cashing out a winner or going flat busted. It's been fun, and my best wishes to each and everyone of ya'll!! Thanks for the reads. Dr. SwineSmeller
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Saratoga Race 6.
Richland Creek cost as much as his name sounds. Today at Saratoga Springs, New York, a daredevil short guy wearing a chopped-brim pimp cap will ride downtown on Richland Creek. Back-alley crap shooters are laying 12/1 odds that the short guy gets mugged for his pimp cap in broad daylight.

I hope Richland Creek gets a mug shot. I'm betting $254 to WIN on Richland Creek. Go Baby Go!!
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Saratoga Race 8.
You Go West Girl is another high dollar swinger. And another short guy in another fancy chopped-brim pimp cap will ride her too. The same bunch of back-alley muggers are laying 3/1 that this hot rod filly is carrying a pocket full of loot when she leaves the track today.

I'll ride into the sunset on my final trip with You Go West Girl. I'll play You Go West Girl for $255 WIN. Ride on Baby, Ride on...

Dr. SwineSmeller