Results 8/25/08, Saratoga Races 2, 3, and 7.
Results 8/25/08 How To Spank a Horse's Rear, Saratoga Races 2, 3, and 7.
Race 2. La Concerta's tuba clogged up as it was ineptly utilized as a giant horse poop scoop in the stretch by jock S X Bridgmohan. -$44
Race 3. Royal Vindication is a second place runnning rat fink. -$44
Race 7. Bounissimo's owner plans to go ahead and invest another $270,000 in his horse and his jockey R Albarado, as he will have them bronzed together and mounted in an amusement park merry-go-round. -$52
Thoroughbreds Across America statistics:
Todays wagers: Bet $140, return $0.
Total wagers to date: Bet $546, return $154.
WPS record: 14 starts, 1-2-1. Mythical $2 Win on each = $28 bet, return $5.60.
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