8/19/08 Results and Recap, Deleware Park Races 2, 7, and 8.
8/19/08 Results and Recap, How To Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller.
The Govenor of Delaware says that Gabriel Saez has been fired from his job as top torchman effective immediately. And he's looking for the idiot who hired him too.
In Race 2,top torchman Saez said he misunderstood the head engineer's order when he was told to weld Cashew Cat down on the rail, so he did. When the bell rung, Saez and Cashew Cat was just stuck there, wiggling away. -$30
In Race 7, Saez did not order enough welding rods needed to put Mrsclauseain'tdone's rails back on her sleigh, as he used them all up on his top notch Cashew Cat welding job, so he used a tube of Wal-Mart glue instead. It didn't work. Mrsclausain'tdone's rails broke loose in the first turn and she skidded NASCAR style into the outside rail. -$34
In Race 8, Saez used duct tape and bailing wire to put his jaloppy's bumpers on for the demolition derby. It didn't work either. The bumbers fell off and Possetothemax got smashed. Possetothemax's says he will retire from racing in favor of an acting job on Broadway, where he will play the part of an accordion. -$30
Saez says he has been offered a job with Volkswagon as a crash test dummy.
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How to Spank a Horse's Rear, statistics:
Todays wagers: $94 bet, return $0.
Total wagers to date: $247.00 bet, return $154.
WPS record: 7 starts, 1-1-0. Mythical $2 Win on each = $14 bet, return $5.60.
Dr. SwineSmeller
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