08-12-2008, 12:20 PM
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Hialeah Park
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 6,342
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Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago .
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks
on his window..
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What
happened, what's the hold Up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are
going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going
from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'
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lol Hooves...I posted that same joke with Cheney and Bush last year
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"but there's just no point in trying to predict when the narcissits finally figure out they aren't living in the most important time ever."
hi im god quote
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