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Originally Posted by whorstman
What's today?
...It was last week though, lol. 
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"Oh my God, Oh my God, I'm hurt....my neck....my back....my neck and my back.....I wanna hundred and fifty thouuuuusand dollars....but we can settle out of court right now, for twenty bucks."
"Just give me ten dollars and I won't say nothing...five dollars and jawbreaker....two dollars and some envelopes?"
"man do you how much you can get for a slip and fall in a sto these days??"