I know I'm nothing swimming without nose plugs but the weight of them really keeps me from setting any records.
Speaking of which, how about those swim suit wars. I hear they are the real reason for all these records and even Chuck could set records in them:
http://olympics.blogs.nytimes.com/20...swimsuit-wars/
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...t.3c0530d.html