LoL.
"Big John.....Big Bad John"....
Another one of your favorites, Lucky Pierre, is leading the league in batting average with runners in scoring position. ???? wtf.
Kuroda and Penny both on the DL.
If the press is right and we are considering trading for Sabathia......
(*edit*- yikes, taken out of context that might not sound too good lol. you can only talk like that is you're a golf analyst. I was talking about taking my own life for the record )