"And DOWN the stretch they...no, wait, looks like Corinthian is getting distracted by all the shiney, happy people on the rail. Bluegrass Cat and Bernardini are on the ground giggling...Jazil's gone straight for the concessions stand...Lawyer Ron's leaped the infield rail and is muttering something about how it's all just a big conspiracy...and it looks like Sweetnorthernsaint's passed out just shy of the finish line."
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