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Old 06-02-2008, 09:14 AM
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Little Ollie failed to show up at school one monday. The next day his
teacher asked him why . ""Our cow was in heat so I had to take her to the
bull"", Ollie explained.
The teacher asked, "" Your father couldn't have done that ""?
""No, ma'am"", replied little Ollie. "" It has to be the bull "" !
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly )
...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really
needed the money """!!!!
Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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