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This Week's Country Top Five:








5....Yer Blow Job Blowed Me Away

4....Ahm Gonna Blow Mah Head off Over Yew

3....She Waxed Mah Truck..Then She Did Me

2....Wald Turkey and Bobby McGee

1....Wah Did Yew Leave Mah Azz...Yew Sorry B!tch