Oh I guess I should do this thing.
Ms. CrazyLady...may I have the cards, please?
Oh? I get a shake of the head and a muggy face?
Hey...no skin off this fine stars nose. You had a chance to be famous.
Uh.....PG Fan...how about you,ma'amage?
Good!..She's going to fetch!
WHEW! That ain't no PG rating! ...Look at the talent she is displaying! That is one fine behind...if I may say so.
Thank you,Dahling.....kiss-kiss.
I begin.
Stevie Hasbeen.
NOT!
WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRR!
OH MY GOD!!
I shredded Stevie Hasbeen!
STEVE!!
Oh no......is he salvageable?
E-U....I guess not.
Gosh I'm sorry ,Steve.....what a mess.
Oh well....my phooey.
Macho Again
AGAIN!!?
Crinkle..
...trash can.
Tres Borrachos
Dos was more than enough
Crinkle...
...trash can.
Icabad Crane
His trainer is a headless horseman.
Crinkle...
...trash can.
Yankee Bravo
The Yankees are in last place.
Bravo.
Crinkle...
...trash can.
Behindatthebar
That's where it should be...and not on the race track.
Crinkle...
..trash can.
RaceCar Rhapsody
I knew NASCAR would eventually ruin horse racing.
But this is ridiculous.
Crinkle...
trash can.
Kentucky Bear
Should have stayed in Chicago.
Crinkle...
..trash can.
Stevil
Oh my God.
Crinkle...
...trash can.
Riley Tucker
Debbie.....shame on you.
Crinkle...
..trash can.
Giant Moon
OK
( ( )
But I sure don't get it.
Crinkle...
...trash can.
Gayego
I know this guy.
Crinkle...
..trash can.
Hey Byrn
Not if it's wet.
Crinkle...
..trash can.
I am too embarrassed to type the name of the winner.
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