[Mortimer]

Welcome SportyFans!

We have a real treat for you today on my fine program broadcast live from SnowyWoods.Let's welcome back Christina Rossetti.

Christina...great having you a second time.


Thank you ,Mortimer....and may I say you are still one hot dude?

Oh Christina now you stop that...do you really think s...I mean first I want to apologize to you for the last time you were here. I should have realized you were dead,but did not. It wasn't until we were half way through that I did...and you did confirm it....and at that point I got scared and ran off the stage. I am sorry.



Well that was a bit embarrassing,Mortimer, but I got over it.It's OK.....I can always forgive a handsome man.


ror!!...come on now....don't do that. May I say for someone dead you look absolutely MAAAAAHV-LUS!!! You rrrealy do!!



Oh thank you,Dahling. As a ghost I have to work very hard to look this good.Kiss-Kiss.



You're such a ham sandwich,Christina. So......I wanted to comment on your fine collection of poims What really hits me is how you write about such beauty...yet there is a trace of....well I don't want to say coldness......but maybe an irony to slighty off balance the work you do so.................

















....uh...........wait a minnute.






Did you say....ghost?? Are you tellin' me......are YOU tellin' ME...that you are a ....ghost?
















Why...yes.

I am.



































MOMMY!!!






GET ME OUTTA HERE!!