[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I don't think there is a politician in Washington that I would piss on if they were on fire.

They might as well put corporate badges on their suits when they're campaigning and debating.

I'm so sick of hearing these cheesy I Have A Dream knockoff speeches. Yeah we're gonna have some real groundbreaking change. Give me a f.ucking break.

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