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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Uncle Ben enters the ring and hits Tom Cruise over the head with a bag of rice from Sam's Club. The FBI arrests Ben and Mrs. Buttersworth for trafficking in rice, a class B felony.
Tom Cruise wins by disqualification.
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EAUXH!!!
But what if Cruise's cut men,Johnson&Johnson, roll his Scientology interview tape in his corner??