Hey kids!!
Guess what time it is!!?
THE 2008 FINE KENTUCKY DERBY ANALYSIS!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8dq9NodWDY
ENJOY
This year the part of Miss Tesmaucher will be played by Thebby.
MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
May I have the cards..please?
And don't bring me the '96 Topps bb set this time-----OK?
( Would ya look at that fine dupa?...mm-mmm-MMM!! )
Thank you so much ,Miss Tessmaucher.
I begin:
Fool Coleman
I think I know a fool when I see one.
Crinkle...
...trash can.
Anak CanaCanaSol Nakal
Let's put him to the side ( I'm trying to build more suspense this year..so don't get excited.)
CourtVision
Basketball...Tennis---good
Derby---bad.
Crinkle...
....trash can.
Tail of E-Carla.
Keeper.
8 Belles
Only a former naval officer would know what that means.
But put to side.
Z Fortune
Z tresh ken
Crinkle....
...trash can.
Big Truck
BIG LIAH!!
Crinkle.....
....trash can.
VisionairesDisease
Hazmat bound.
WHIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!
Ham Sandwich ( Gyro)
This is
real dirt.
Put to side.
ColonelJohn
They separated Bob&John...promoted half of him....and try to sneak him in as a ringer.
Pvt. Pyle is all I see.
Crinkle...
...trash can.
Z Humor
rule-eng un Z flour
Crinkle....
....trash can.
Smuther
The choice of fine marks everywhere.
Crinkle....
....trash can.
BobBlackJack
HIT ME.BABY!!
Keeper.
Monba
Shuzbutt.
Crinkle...
...trash can.
Adriano.
Yukky,sniveling wife of Rockyano.
Crinkle....
...trash can.
PenisOfPork.
PatheticPud.
Crinkle...
....trash can.
CowboyCal.
Never heard of 'im.
Crinkle...
....trash can.
RecaptureTheSnory.
WarEblem already happened.
]WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Gayego.
BARF!!!
Crinkle...
...trash can.
Wig,Brown.
Gate 20 is still alive!!!
Keeper.
Now Anak CanaCanaSol Nakal can't possibly win as a bad foreign actor....no way.
And Wig,Brown is merely this years Point Given.....figure him for 5th or 6th.I'm sure The Gatekeeper is quite happy.
The rest is very hard.
Carla....your thread work here catches up to you in this race.
BobBJ could steal this race.
Pyro enjoys the filth and could smoke the field in the stretch.
But 8 Dingy-Dingies is my choice to win.
Thank God I let automatic writing take over.
4....Tail of E-Carla
3....BobBJ
2...Ham Sandwich
1...8 Dingy-Dingies
It jist don't git no better 'an 'at.