An old man walks into a drug store and asks for some Viagra pills. He says to the chemist, "and could you break them in quarters for me please"
The chemist replies, " A quarter of a Viagra pill won't be enough to sustain an erection"
The old man says, "I'm 93 years old and I have no use for a sustained erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers"
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