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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
son: mama, i have the biggest feet in the 3rd grade. is it because i'm australian?
mom: no. it's because you're 19.
did you hear about the earthquake that hit alice springs and inflicted $11 million in improvements?
what's the difference between a coyote and a dingo?
if a dingo gets caught in a trap, he chews off 3 legs and is still in the trap.
the difference between texans and australians is that texans may raise cattle but australians get emotionally involved.
if you think any of that was funny, you might be scuds.
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Is the first one a recycled West Virginia joke ?
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly )
...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really
needed the money """!!!!
Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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