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Originally Posted by Scav

Dear Mr. Smartman,

My name is Scav and I am from the Nigerian government. I need a tremendous favor, one that would help feed my country while helping you out financially. I have a check here for US$1,092,042 that I would like to forward to you US Courier mail, for you to cash and keep 10%, I then need you to forward back the other 90% to help feed my fellow citizens. You can contact me via Pony/Submarian Express. Thank you very much for your time, and looking forward to making you a thousandaire.

Scav
Nigerian Government

I will sell you a nice bridge for 24 large....out the door.