[Mortimer]

Oh my God.







!!


Get outta heah.









And now......





......Stopping By Pretty Legs On A Drug Induced Evening

Whose pretty legs these are I think I know.
I thought I saw them performing in the village though;
What are they doing here
Whatever else there was; was covered up by snow.

My little noodle thought it queer
To see such pretty legs without a CWD bar near
I brushed away snow covering more like a vanilla cake
To reveal the rest of the Playmate of the year.

Too good to be true, I thought it a mistake
I saw I found the dancer called Thebby Shake
Sleeping in the forest and sleeping so pretty as to make one weep
The woods are lovely,dark and deep ( =;> )

And oh boy would I be shot for these thoughts that now do seep
Lucky me...I have made no promises to keep,
And I will smile a LOT before I sleep,
And I will smile a LOT before I sleep,