beach or mountains
poetry or sports
day or night
hot or mild
soup or salad
accordian or bagpipes
llamas or alpacas (actually an okopi guy)
gorilla suit or chicken suit
ability to fly or invisibility
spring or fall
hang glider or lifetime supply of ketchup
having a facial tatto or being a vegan
one hundred dollars in quarters or snowshoes
your own dump truck or an ipod
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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