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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Sometimes I just get the feeling that you guys would love to see HBO do a one-hour special on my sperm trail.
Get that daughter of NP talking about how I've gone about rationing out my goo.
Maybe interview some of my past conquests, and ask them if I ever tied them up, pitched it in their eyeballs, and if I was prone to punching them in the back of the head in the throes of passion while screaming Bo Schembechler's name at the top of my lungs and wearing a Tom Brady Michigan jersey... things like that.
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I just wet myself reading this one....obviously someone had a good night tonight!!