OK...truth be told.
I wear my underwear inside out and put my pants, shirt, and special cap on backwards. I also have my sneakers on the wrong feet.
I'm not too difficult to find at the track.
I've only seen twenty-six people at Saratoga that have the same "look".
Now that I've put out the "secret" to reverse a losing streak, I expect to see another twenty-six...maybe more.
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