Does anyone have a way to get her on "American Idol"?
I'd love to see her point her big fat butt at Simon and belt out.."Oh-the-sun-shines-bright-on..." my Old Ken-tuck-y home.
For sure the ratings would go higher than they already are, and it would give an opportunity for self-taught animal talent to be displayed.
The look on Simon's face...priceless.
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