That's right.

I bet you didn't know that...

Guns don't kill people, Curlin kills people.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Curlin.

Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Curlin.

Curlin doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Curlin doesn't get frostbite. Curlin bites frost.