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Originally Posted by fpsoxfan
2002 Whitney Stakes Day......Cocked
The key to the day, I was winning early and as the drinks flowed, so did the money. My buddies and I were out in the picnic area havig a great time.
In fact, at one point I came back after hitting the Jim Dandy Bar only to find my extra pair of underwear(I always bring an extra pair just in case of an unexpected shart) hanging from a tree. Well, the joke was that they were a pair of FTL so as passerbys were admiring them my buddies were saying "First Time Lasix."
Anyway, I had a huge bet on Left Bank that day and what a great race it was. I then proceeded to hit the Superfecta in the final race. It was my best day ever at the track. I think I ended up $2100 ahead. Good Times!
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i'm fascinated.
have you considered adult diapers for this condition?
works for astronauts. it'll probably work for you.
plus it eliminates that messy bulge wherever you carry the extra pair.