So I've been trying to figure out how we're all gonna get on without you, and this is what I've come up with...
Ready?
I thought maybe your Apache Sistahs could, wait... we need a catchy name.
Ummmm....
Sistahs who Love (Unconditionally) The Cat Society request the honor of your presence (invite open to all male posters)...
The Place? Here!
Reason? Auditions for official stand-in for Magic Idol.
Requirements..... sexy accent, must like swordfish, Carlton Cold, be able to sing along with Nothing Else Matters while intoxicated, enjoy Punting Patte, have the ability to intelligently discuss Ruby, James et al, say things that i - on occassion - don't understand 
(All Blacks?), and must (and i repeat, MUST) have enthusiasm, devotion and adoration for and to The Cat.
Nah... it'll never work. You're irreplaceable.
The auditions have been called off.
Stupid new house.....