Quote:
	
	
		| 
			
				 
					Originally Posted by Mortimer
					
				 
				If I could wish upon a star 
 
I would wish to know why it's so far 
 
And wonder why I didn't wish so swell 
 
By the ever so close by wishing well 
 
 
 
But what is far and what is near 
 
What is comfort and what is fear 
 
Why is a flower fragrant 
 
But not the wandering vagrant 
 
 
 
Why is first place good and last so bad 
 
Why does what we never had 
 
Seem so far away 
 
Yet we tell ourselves to stay 
 
 
 
In the woods....in the dooryard...run around and google 
 
In the 'hoods....in the foreyard....we have it in our noodle 
 
Knock back into innocuity 
 
Tranq your way to tranquility 
 
 
 
If I were a twinkling star 
 
I would tell you you're too far 
 
Yet ever so close..if you only knew 
 
How your reasoning goes askew 
 
 
 
Connect the dots in a way not known 
 
Collect your thoughts anew...homegrown 
 
The images in our rear view mirror may appear so far 
 
But they are so much closer than we think they are 
 
 
 
 
 
---Edgar Allan Foxworthy 
			
		 | 
	
	
 fixed the proper author of the poem for ya