[Mortimer]

10.....Still totaling Raven defeats this year.

9.......Ookin' for nub

8.......Ookin' for a baseball team.

7.......Practicing falling asleep durring the National Anthem

6.......Worshipping himself as a false idol.

5.......Out organizing 40 Year Olds Still Living in Mom's Bsement Playing with 2 Inch Puds Federation.

4.......In Belgium showing Suffy-Poo the sites in tights.

3.......Recovering from last vaporization....sticking pins in Foxworthy doll.

2.......Viewing porn films with New Jersey in crowd.

1.......Actually is Canadian Missile Attack Squadron Officer..........shot down 3 Canadian Spaceships....is in big trouble.