I get up in the evening and I ain't got nothing to say
I come home in the morning, I go to bed feelin' the same way
I ain't nothing but tired, man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help

I can't make a good post. I can't make a good post because I'm dumb.
This moron is for hire. Meet me at the nearest rest stop.